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"Why fall in love with a broad you can trust?  That’s like reading a book you already know the ending to."

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“Not only does it look as good as the some of the finest examples of its target genre, but the comedy and performances are pitch perfect.” - HK and Cult Film News "A lovingly mounted and performed film noir spoof that evokes "The Big Sleep" by way of "The Naked Gun" and "Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid." - Los Angeles Times "You could start a parlor game of spotting the voluminous references to old movies..." - The Hollywood Reporter

​"Mona Livingston was as tough to figure out as a jigsaw puzzle made of soap."

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